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But global warming is a crazy idea

It’s 63 degrees in Jersey in January.

Jan 7th

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Cleaning to the tune of Run DMC Radio on Pandora.

Jan 7th

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Jan 2nd

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Spath family vocab

Snarfflin’ ~ like trifflin’ and snifflin’ at the same time

Jan 2nd

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Jan 1st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 27th

Dec 26th

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

Whatthefuckmyphonesucks

Pyppppppp

Dec 16th

Dec 12th

Dec 4th

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Dec 4th

Dec 3rd

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Nov 29th

Thanks

At thanksgiving we shared food, laughter, and germs. Thank you for the stomach virus.

Nov 29th

Nov 20th

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Bag lady

Diaper bag Breast pump bag Breast milk bag Lunch bag If only I had 5 arms, I could actually carry my purse.

Nov 18th

Cupin or quepon?

How is it that I manage to spend $40 more than usual when I use coupons at the grocery store?

Nov 12th

We still find things to not talk about

Andrew: you really shouldn’t cuss like that. Me: you can’t censor an artist. Andrew: can you censor an idiot? What an ass. But he’s all mine.

Nov 8th

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So hungry/tired/in need of caffeine

I love how a 7am appointment at the hospital really means 9am

Nov 8th

I mean, I LOVE it but...

Why didn’t anyone tell me how friggin’ scary it is to be someone’s mommy?!

Nov 8th

Nov 6th

Fall back

The only thing I hate about fall: It’s only 4:45 and the sun has already set.

Nov 6th

Nov 2nd

Nov 1st

How to Make a Bologna Sandwich

BOLOGNA SANDWICH Read more about it at www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,169,145181-224202,00.html Content Copyright © 2011 Cooks.com - All rights reserved. Buy some ham or bologna (one pack) and some bread (one loaf) and buy a little jar of mustard. Then you make yourself a bologna sandwich. Put the bread down on the table, put the bologna on it. Spread the mustard on the bologna. Put another piece...

Oct 30th

Where are the pumpkins?!

What the fuck. I’ve called/visited 8 places and EVERY f ing pumpkin has been sold. Booooo

Oct 30th

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